tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239771833657791594.post2135550249971393625..comments2024-01-31T21:09:19.263-05:00Comments on Are There Any More Cookies?: My New Bad HabitJoelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16401310219858196387noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239771833657791594.post-46470864312675203092013-08-12T11:30:25.978-05:002013-08-12T11:30:25.978-05:00I have distilled that variety of magazines into of...I have distilled that variety of magazines into offering me essentially three basic messages:<br /><br />1) Inexplicably, someone has fallen prey to the ravages of age and decadence. <br />2) Explicably, someone with a lot of money and time managed to get a great body back.<br />3) Of no surprise to anyone, anytime, a massive ego-driven blackhole of attention is having relationship troubles with their significant other diva. <br /><br />1) makes me feel old, 2) makes me feel poor and old, and 3) makes me feel superior until I remember how depressed and old I am. Justin Bowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11918590992060850747noreply@blogger.com