I'm sure the people of Alabama are nice and kindly and just all around swell, but this?
That's not the way to make friends, 'Bama. You don't see us making comments like that. I mean, sure, we did vandalize our own stop signs:
But we didn't bring hate into it.
'Bama's probably just cranky because their team name sounds like a bad joke about feminine trouble. I mean, really? The Crimson Tide? Really? What is that, a biblical plague? A poisonous algae bloom? You might hate orange, 'Bama, but at least our name makes sense.
You just think about that while you savor your victory.