Finally, someone in Knoxville has the courage to speak out about our werewolf problem. Everyone else keeps pretending werewolves don't exist, or maybe that they're more of a Kentucky problem or Mississippi issue, but Hooters has the courage to take a brave stand and speak out, to warn the good people of Knoxville about the lycanthropic danger in their midst.
Thank God for you, brave Hooters waitresses.
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