Usually when I get a package I get a little slip in my mailbox, so of course my first thought when I got home and saw a box on my porch was:
Then I got closer and saw the Godiva label and realized, “It’s a bomb made of chocolate! A delicious, delicious chocolate bomb!” I also realized that it must be the present Dana told me he was sending me a couple days ago, so I took it inside and tore it open.
Delicious, delicious chocolate indeed.
The best part is that it came with these reusable Godiva freezer packs:
I immediately threw them in the freezer for reuse, because I can’t wait to lord them over my friends the next time we have to bring something somewhere in a cooler. I’ll carefully remove whatever I brought, making sure they get a casual glimpse of my high end icepacks while I stare dismissively at their coolers.
“Oh, plain old ice cubes in a bag. I guess if that’s the best you can do…”