
"Is that watermelon?"
"I can't talk about it. It's... it's personal."
Is this for the times when you look at the wedge of pre-cut melon in the carryout case and think, "Hmmmmm... surely there's something with less watermelon and more rind"?
Or this:

"Large mouth bass and chocolate! Two great tastes that... uh..." BELONG NOWHERE NEAR TOGETHER.
Life is like a box of chocolates, and love is like a chocolate fish? I don't understand this at all.
At least there's finally another president in the claw machine:

I couldn't read his tag! I can't tell which one it is. Washington? Jefferson? One of the John Adams? I worry that answers will not be forthcoming.
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in honor of all the Presidents we've known and loved -- Happy Claw Machine Day.
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