Sunday, October 26, 2008

I have some words for you, Alabama

I'm sure the people of Alabama are nice and kindly and just all around swell, but this?

orange hater

That's not the way to make friends, 'Bama. You don't see us making comments like that. I mean, sure, we did vandalize our own stop signs:

stop bama

But we didn't bring hate into it.

'Bama's probably just cranky because their team name sounds like a bad joke about feminine trouble. I mean, really? The Crimson Tide? Really? What is that, a biblical plague? A poisonous algae bloom? You might hate orange, 'Bama, but at least our name makes sense.

You just think about that while you savor your victory.